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I hate cluttered spaces especially when the clutter is human. Like malls. There is not much I hate more than a crowded mall around Christmas. Everyone is acting all cheery and full of holiday merriment when they are really miserable and full of holiday debt but they can't realize it because the Prozac wont let them frown. Disgusting.

On the flip side, I love driving through leaves on a cool, cloudy fall day and watching them all scatter in a picturesque, almost hollywoodish manner in my rear-view mirror. I also like hot showers and bubble baths.

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I hate cluttered spaces especially when the clutter is human. Like malls. There is not much I hate more than a crowded mall around Christmas. Everyone is acting all cheery and full of holiday merriment when they are really miserable and full of holiday debt but they can't realize it because the Prozac wont let them frown. Disgusting.

Fa la la la! And I thought I was being negative before (which I kind of felt guilty about).

I don't like human clutter, either. Especially when it's cold because peoples' jackets and coats make them larger than they really are and spaces tighter. I don't like to wear jackets if I can't help it, because it feels like I've been swallowed by a Muppet and makes me not aware of my size. It's not like the jackets have nerves in them. You can't feel anything like whether or not you're dragging your arm through filth, which is always a top concern. Crowded resturants are bad because there are people on all sides of you and if their jackets are puffy it makes it worse.

I just realized I must have claustrophobia when it comes to bulky coats.

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...just got back from Burger King...

Drive through order: "Whopper. No mayo. No sauce."

BK Worker #1: "OK. Whopper. No mayo. No sauce. Please drive around."

BK Worker #2 (the cook): "Whopper. No mayo."

BK Worker #1: "No sauce."

BK Worker #2: silence.

BK Worker #1: "... no mayo. no sauce...."

BK Worker #2: "no mayo."

BK Worker #1: "NO SAUCE. NO SAUCE."

BK Worker #2: "No salt?"

BK Worker #1: "NO SAUCE. NO MAYO. NO SAUCE. SAUCE. NO SAUCE."

...long pause...

BK Worker #2: "Ok."

BK Worker #1: "This is Burger King! Have it your way... NOT MY WAY. NO SAUCE!!!"

...and then I left...

EDIT: They got my order right. I overheard this at the place...

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...it feels like I've been swallowed by a Muppet and makes me not aware of my size. It's not like the jackets have nerves in them. You can't feel anything like whether or not you're dragging your arm through filth, which is always a top concern.

I am with you on the large jacket thing (and muppets...haha!). Some of the really poofy jackets freak me out a little - I call them marshmallow jackets. Reminds me of being swallowed by this:

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...just got back from Burger King...

Drive through order: "Whopper. No mayo. No sauce."

BK Worker #1: "OK. Whopper. No mayo. No sauce. Please drive around."

BK Worker #2 (the cook): "Whopper. No mayo."

BK Worker #1: "No sauce."

BK Worker #2: silence.

BK Worker #1: "... no mayo. no sauce...."

BK Worker #2: "no mayo."

BK Worker #1: "NO SAUCE. NO SAUCE."

BK Worker #2: "No salt?"

BK Worker #1: "NO SAUCE. NO MAYO. NO SAUCE. SAUCE. NO SAUCE."

...long pause...

BK Worker #2: "Ok."

BK Worker #1: "This is Burger King! Have it your way... NOT MY WAY. NO SAUCE!!!"

...and then I left...

EDIT: They got my order right. I overheard this at the place...

Since when does a Whopper have sauce? I think you're talking about a Big Mac. Should've had a McRib (with sauce).

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Since when does a Whopper have sauce? I think you're talking about a Big Mac. Should've had a McRib (with sauce).

I don't know. BK Worker #1 kept screaming it. BK Worker #2 was Pakistani or Indian, and didn't seem to know much English. Maybe "sauce" is code words for mayo, ketchup, mustard, and whatever else they put on the whopper. No sauce=> plain. Or maybe BK Worker #2 was confused as he did not know what "no sauce" means as whoppers don't have "sauce" to begin with. Nonetheless it was humorous to watch that exchange. And be thankful that I have a professional job.

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Question...

A store you bought a gift card at gives you an extra $5 gift card for every $25 gift cards you purchase. Do you A. Give the extra $5 gift card to the person you're giving it to or B. Keep the extra $5 gift card for yourself?

:)

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Question...

A store you bought a gift card at gives you an extra $5 gift card for every $25 gift cards you purchase. Do you A. Give the extra $5 gift card to the person you're giving it to or B. Keep the extra $5 gift card for yourself?

:)

i can imagine you walking in to lane bryant with a $5 gift card. :lol:
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i can imagine you walking in to lane bryant with a $5 gift card. :lol:

Didn't Lane Bryant file for bankruptcy? Are their cards still good?

So sorry Music; no new outfit for the Christmas Ball.

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Fa la la la! And I thought I was being negative before (which I kind of felt guilty about).

I don't like human clutter, either. Especially when it's cold because peoples' jackets and coats make them larger than they really are and spaces tighter. I don't like to wear jackets if I can't help it, because it feels like I've been swallowed by a Muppet and makes me not aware of my size. It's not like the jackets have nerves in them. You can't feel anything like whether or not you're dragging your arm through filth, which is always a top concern. Crowded resturants are bad because there are people on all sides of you and if their jackets are puffy it makes it worse.

I just realized I must have claustrophobia when it comes to bulky coats.

That got me laughing, as if Houstonians are not fat enough. Just to prove that I live in one of the hottest places in US, I refuse to buy a coat. Walking from my house to the driveway, from the car to the elevator, or running from the car inside the store don't require a coat. Just my opinion.

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It is hard not to laugh at this. Not the model falling, but the news reporters who cannot contain themselves... Male humor...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zvGPeU1n_k

Is that a male thing, because I laughed hysterically! The man's laugh was perfect commentary. It made me laugh harder.

I love it when people try to act cool and then end up making a fools of themselves.

Here's another one from a couple of years ago:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB3l3fsqITI

Double the funny! However the second fall is by far the funniest.

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Whoever thought setting up stores like mazes is a a-hole. I absolutely hate all of them, HEB, Ikea...all they do is piss me off. Just let me go where the hell I want to. I will not go to Central Market ever again. I already said that about Ikea after the first time I went there 8 years ago.

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Orlando and Houston have emerged as the top onward destinations for transatlantic passengers flying from Bristol International Airport.

A number of passengers are connecting to the cities after flying on Continental Airlines' route to New York, with Orlando being the top leisure destination and Houston the most popular business city.

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