gwilson Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 We will have none of that "let's get back on topic" non-sense. This is the Way Off Topic thread for the Way Off Topic subforum.I like dogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bachanon Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 my weimeraner is a lesbian. women have to be careful because she will try to, uhhhh, feed. LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricco67 Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 I like taking corners downtown at 20-30 mph. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwilson Posted November 5, 2007 Author Share Posted November 5, 2007 what is the origin of you taking corners at 20-30mph? Also, what speed do you take suburban neighborhood corners? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bachanon Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 yes, do you think taking fast corners is nature or nurture? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchtastic Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 Define "suburban". And, at what age is it appropriate to start sitting on the porch with one's shotgun? Can girls do it? Inside the city limits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricco67 Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 Usually when speed is the need sometimes I've given deadlines that are damned near impossible to make. Granted, I make WIDE turns timed to the lights. I generally get them dead on. Which reminds me, I have to buy a new set of tires this week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwilson Posted November 5, 2007 Author Share Posted November 5, 2007 yes, do you think taking fast corners is nature or nurture? Narture.Define "suburban". And, at what age is it appropriate to start sitting on the porch with one's shotgun? Can girls do it? Inside the city limits?Anything not on 59, 10, 45 or 610. 288, 290, 249 and the BW are all considered suburban. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchtastic Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 what's the BW? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchtastic Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 what's the BW? nevermind---duh. figured it out. Guess I should drive around more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricco67 Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 I drive like a church mouse in suburban neighborhoods. Police are not as busy and are more inclined to stop speeders that stand out. \\ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNiche Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 I like dogs.Sure are a lot of drunk HAIFers for it being a Sunday night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musicman Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 to make a word plural.....don't add 's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UrbaNerd Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 I like pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Impossible Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 I want to push slow moving people. There's a whole lot of them here at Sam and it's really tempting to do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeebus Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 I like traveling east-bound on Bissonnet and running the red-light where Braeswood merges... at 50mph or better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CDeb Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 We do off-toipic threads way better than Dallas would!Although if the Texans had drafted Vince Young, we'd be even better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jm1fd Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 I love dogs and pie. But not dog pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Impossible Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 Is it just me, or is this quickly becoming a kind of non-anonymous Post Secret? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwilson Posted November 5, 2007 Author Share Posted November 5, 2007 (edited) Sure are a lot of drunk HAIFers for it being a Sunday night.I was sober. It was an effort to create a thread where I didn't have to hear "back on topic". Tonight might be a whole other story though.to make a word plural.....don't add 'sI saw no misuse of apostrophes, which is rare.I like pie.I like pie too. But cheesecake is better. Pumpkin bread is pretty good too (taking orders for it now actually!)I want to push slow moving people. There's a whole lot of them here at Sam and it's really tempting to do it.This is the sole reason someone should own a hummer or F650/Kodiak/CXT (without towing something). There are quite a few trucks in the lots @ Sam with ranchhand bumpers with obvious "get out of my way" dents in them. More than one prolly happened @ Shenanigans or the Fox too.I like traveling east-bound on Bissonnet and running the red-light where Braeswood merges... at 50mph or better.The ping-pong effect would be entertaining to watch. We do off-toipic threads way better than Dallas would!Although if the Texans had drafted Vince Young, we'd be even better!What does off-toipic mean? Is that some sort of silly yankee accent?The Texans are a young team (our universal excuse).I love dogs and pie. But not dog pie.Why not? We make pie out of shepherds. Then again, I don't like shepherds pie either.Is it just me, or is this quickly becoming a kind of non-anonymous Post Secret?I don't know what that means. Edited November 5, 2007 by gwilson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vertigo58 Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 I once owned an Andy Gibb 8 track tape. Still have Barry Manilow & Neil Sedaka 45's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Native Montrosian Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 We're paying for a storage unit with almost 20 large U-Haul boxes full of my husband's Star Wars & Star Trek toys. No room at home with all of his Doctor Who stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwilson Posted November 5, 2007 Author Share Posted November 5, 2007 (edited) I once owned an Andy Gibb 8 track tape. Still have Barry Manilow & Neil Sedaka 45's. I have a few Sedaka LPs and a CD. I also have the other Gibbs on LP and CD as well. The only Manilow I have is CopaCabana in my iTunes.We're paying for a storage unit with almost 20 large U-Haul boxes full of my husband's Star Wars & Star Trek toys. No room at home with all of his Doctor Who stuff. Will he give it all away? Will you without his knowledge? If so, hit me up. lolBlimpie makes good sandwhiches. I also like Justin Timberlake. Edited November 5, 2007 by gwilson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Native Montrosian Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 Seriously? We'll make a list next time we go there, probably the week of Thanksgiving when we're both off, and I'll be happy to PM you . He realized it got out of hand, thankfully - never had to say a word. I've tried to set a good example by confining my anime habit to DVDs, artbooks and the occasional manga series. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwilson Posted November 5, 2007 Author Share Posted November 5, 2007 Seriously? We'll make a list next time we go there, probably the week of Thanksgiving when we're both off, and I'll be happy to PM you . He realized it got out of hand, thankfully - never had to say a word. I've tried to set a good example by confining my anime habit to DVDs, artbooks and the occasional manga series.At least he isn't doing the Hentai stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lockmat Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 I also like Justin Timberlake.I can see your username, ya know?jk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwilson Posted November 5, 2007 Author Share Posted November 5, 2007 PFFT!Should I also not admit that I have his HBO concert recorded on two of my four DVRs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vertigo58 Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 I used to watch The Galloping Gourmet as a child. He developed a seriolus drinking problem I read. Then later The Farmer's Daughter with Inger Stevens and then Nanny & The Professor? Funny what a kid would do while Vietnam was raging on. We just got so sick of seeing President Nixon interrupting our cartoons! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwilson Posted November 5, 2007 Author Share Posted November 5, 2007 I used to watch The Galloping Gourmet as a child. He developed a seriolus drinking problem I read. Then later The Farmer's Daughter with Inger Stevens and then Nanny & The Professor? Funny what a kid would do while Vietnam was raging on. We just got so sick of seeing President Nixon interrupting our cartoons! Galloping Gourmet became the Gallon-Drinking Gourmet. that was the guy with the glasses right? Grahm Kerr? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lockmat Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 PFFT!Should I also not admit that I have his HBO concert recorded on two of my four DVRs?Don't admit that, or that you've got his poster hanging above your headboard.I'm just messin w/ ya. He's one of the more creative/non-cliche artists in the pop industry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwilson Posted November 5, 2007 Author Share Posted November 5, 2007 No posters over my bed. Just a giant mural my brother did (not of JT either). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jm1fd Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 I used to watch The Galloping Gourmet as a child. He developed a seriolus drinking problem I read.I used to watch The Frugal Gourmet as a child. He later developed a serious case of death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jm1fd Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 Why not? We make pie out of shepherds. Then again, I don't like shepherds pie either.You can't make a pie out of man's best friend. It is just something you don't do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwilson Posted November 5, 2007 Author Share Posted November 5, 2007 You can't make a pie out of man's best friend. It is just something you don't do.What if someones best friend happens to be a shepherd? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jm1fd Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 What if someones best friend happens to be a shepherd?Well...as long as said shepherd isn't german.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwilson Posted November 5, 2007 Author Share Posted November 5, 2007 Well...as long as said shepherd isn't german....lolit's getting deep in here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimberlySayWhat Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 (edited) Not to get off topic, but I'd love to have an accordion and be able to play it well. Don't you think it's gross when men get their underarm hair wet and there are visible clumps of deoderant stuck in there? You know what else is gross, or at least I can't stand it: eating around someone who's drinking a glass of milk. And for some reason I can't eat while looking at Halloween decorations, either, unless it's a cartoon cat or a cartoonish jack-o'-lantern. musicman:to make a word plural.....don't add 's That get's on my nerve's too. Vertigo58:I used to watch The Galloping Gourmet as a child. He developed a seriolus drinking problem I read. Then later The Farmer's Daughter with Inger Stevens and then Nanny & The Professor? Funny what a kid would do while Vietnam was raging on. We just got so sick of seeing President Nixon interrupting our cartoons! Yesterday I watched an "Alfred Hitcock Presents" episode with Inger Stevens. She commited suicide in real life. Edited November 6, 2007 by KimberlySayWhat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flipper Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 I like to annoy aggressive/crazy drivers.flipper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musicman Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 That get's on my nerve's too.lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jm1fd Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 Not to get off topic, but I'd love to have an accordion and be able to play it well.Shhhh....don't mention teh topic. (Or lack tehreof)Yesterday I watched an "Alfred Hitcock Presents" episode with Inger Stevens. She commited suicide in real life.HITCHCOCK FTW! I love his movies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwilson Posted November 6, 2007 Author Share Posted November 6, 2007 Not to get off topic, but I'd love to have an accordion and be able to play it well. Don't you think it's gross when men get their underarm hair wet and there are visible clumps of deoderant stuck in there? You know what else is gross, or at least I can't stand it: eating around someone who's drinking a glass of milk. And for some reason I can't eat while looking at Halloween decorations, either, unless it's a cartoon cat or a cartoonish jack-o'-lantern. That get's on my nerve's too. Yesterday I watched an "Alfred Hitcock Presents" episode with Inger Stevens. She commited suicide in real life.I trim my pit hair. Hair pits are a no-no.I just had milk and cookies.I think Hitchcock was overrated as a race car driver.I like to annoy aggressive/crazy drivers.flipperI like to be aggressive/crazy toward those that annoy others.gwilsonlollolShhhh....don't mention teh topic. (Or lack tehreof)HITCHCOCK FTW! I love his movies!Get back on topic please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flipper Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 I like to be aggressive/crazy toward those that annoy others.you just blew my mind.flipper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jm1fd Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 you just blew my mind.Ugh. Don't you hate it when that happens? My lawnmower blew the carburetor gasket the other day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricco67 Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 Ugh. Don't you hate it when that happens? My lawnmower blew the carburetor gasket the other day.Sounds kinky. did you take pictures? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimberlySayWhat Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 (edited) One time my friend farted over the speaker at a Randalls store in high school. It was his last day working there so why not. Edited November 6, 2007 by KimberlySayWhat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jm1fd Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 One time my friend farted over the speaker at a Randalls store in high school. It was his last day working there so why not.Probably would've been more impactful had he farted over the microphone instead.Wouldn't it be hilarious if one of the posts in this thread was the WINNAR for the ipod giveaway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mojeaux131 Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 We put the spices in the water FIRST, then we put in the crawfish. Or else it gets the hose again. We actually do hose them and put baking soda on them, to make them regurgitate all that lovely mud and dirt they like to eat. It's called "purging". Butter Hippos! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwilson Posted November 6, 2007 Author Share Posted November 6, 2007 you just blew my mind.flipper Kinky? Ugh. Don't you hate it when that happens? My lawnmower blew the carburetor gasket the other day. Kinky. Sounds kinky. did you take pictures? Kinky! One time my friend farted over the speaker at a Randalls store in high school. It was his last day working there so why not. Not so Kinky. Why did your school haev a Randall's speaker in it? Seems odd that Randall's would install that in your school. Probably would've been more impactful had he farted over the microphone instead.Wouldn't it be hilarious if one of the posts in this thread was the WINNAR for the ipod giveaway? Kinky? We put the spices in the water FIRST, then we put in the crawfish. Or else it gets the hose again. We actually do hose them and put baking soda on them, to make them regurgitate all that lovely mud and dirt they like to eat. It's called "purging".Butter Hippos! Purging is for models. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimberlySayWhat Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 Stop nitpicking, both of you. You knew what I meant. I supposed I could have worded it better. It did look like something out of the Chronicle when you think about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cla Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 What this forum needs instead of this thread, is a shoutbox, for times when HAIFers just want to bullshit instead of post. Like IMing, but limited to people on this website. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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