1. Lowest presidential voter turnout ever due to crappy candidates on both sides. Obama wins because the republicans fail to get organized and united, again. No one cares. Lowest ever ratings on new coverage surrounding the election. 2. Another super-major energy company splits up, a-la ConocoPhillips this year. Prime candidates: Chevron, BP, Exxon. 3. At least one death as a result of terrorist activity at the summer Olympics in London 4. North Korea becomes more and more irrelevant. Iran invades a weakened Iraq, but it ends up not changing anything. 5. The Washington Nationals make the MLB playoffs. WTF?!! The Astros are as bad as last year.