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RT @JeffLindner1: Rainfall across Harris county today averaged 7.75" or 240 billion gallons. Could run Niagara Falls for over 88 hrs. #houw…

@legalalien37 now I feel like my email was inappropriately timed.

@AMstation on a somewhat unrelated note, I'm really bummed to miss the event tomorrow morning. Have class at 11am across town

@alisonkent please tell me you're making that

.@IlonaOnTV: "The amount of processed foods people eat is scary... Did you get your thin mints yet??" / uhm...

@alisonkent goof! Not good, lol

Sheep brains. #biology #anatomy #a&p #science #ifls #brains #collegelife http://t.co/b39WCGX6XR

Ooh, so far I'm liking 5.0 #Lollipop ...except this white keyboard. This must go.

RT @Cuppacafe: Dog killers. One man has over 25 kills alone. Think this will get the same attention as Michael Vick? http://t.co/mtUVZKvNfm

Just finished xmas shopping for 4 people! 3 of those people are under the age of 10, so...wish lists.

Fun times at the range yesterday. http://t.co/6sryJeRspI

RT @billyeichner: If ur already as sick of looking at that pic of Kim Kardashian as I am here's a pic of Bob Hope to cleanse the palate htt…

RT @alisonkent: https://t.co/z5gPSVifhr SEAL of My Dreams proceeds goes to the Veterans Research Corporation.

Totally addicted to r/nosleep

RT @zentrandi: Texans lost their reproductive rights. Ladies try not to have sex.

RT @WendyDavisTexas: Everyone who is waiting in line to vote—thank you. Your voices will be heard. http://t.co/XDUhsfOljU

RT @longwall26: Our relationship with ants is weird. Ants are, like, "Hey, I only want these crumbs, ok?" and we're all, "No you motherthousand dollars…

RT @ForgottenDogs5W: Vote for @ForgottenDogs5W at #KrisersHeights TODAY & help us win 10% of today's food sales! http://t.co/GWniVlsfBv htt…