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RT @BFriedmanDC: Trump's first 30 days ends at noon. He has an hour to deliver on this campaign promise he made about defeating ISIS. https…

RT @alisonkent: How 'bout that @GregAbbott_TX @DanPatrick? Doesn't that make you proud? https://t.co/sApmXmMxP7

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@realDonaldTrump which road do they refuse to mention?

RT @AMstation: Tell USDA to restore online inspection reports on facilities reg'd under Animal Welfare Act & Horse Protection Act: https://…

RT @votevets: .@realDonaldTrump, we’re debuting this ad on @Morning_Joe, and taking it to other morning shows you watch, too! https://t.co/…

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RT @ALTUS_NPS: Meet Santos the ocelot. Ocelots live along the US Mexico Border. The wall won’t block just humans, but many other species. h…

RT @GovPenceIN: Calls to ban Muslims from entering the U.S. are offensive and unconstitutional.

@alisonkent that would be a horrible idea, because I'm pretty sure @mike_pence would make an even worse leader...

@SylvesterTurner Don't let these special snowflakes get you down! I dislike the Cowboys, but I understand your sentiment.

RT @MsPackyetti: If what the GOP is doing was good for people, they wouldn't have done it in the middle of the night. But we are vigilant.…

RT @ResaleRetail1: 40ish year, grown man, with an infant in-tow, 'I'm gonna be real pissed if I can't get my Pokémon Go to work'. https://t…

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RT @ResaleRetail1: Couple pulls up, no tag, I ask them to move. Ignore me. Walks up smoking, throws butt on ground. Asked to pick it up. Th…

@alisonkent can I drop off prezzies today, or should I wait because of Brutus?

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RT @VeryShortStory: I hit bottom when the circus fired me for drinking too much. Alone and miserable, I went where unwanted clowns go, the…

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@alisonkent okay, that's what I thought. Fun times!

"Yeah...I don't really have any problem with things the alt-right says..." #thingsineverthoughtiwouldhearsomeonesay