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There's no #WarOnWomen? Search "Alaska National Guard" on google news. #akgov #aksen #tcot

Good morning, Baltimore!

Man next to me on the plane is wearing a mask AND gloves. You're flying to Baltimore, bro, not Lagos. #Ebola

Proud of the #Royals and proud of #KansasCity. #TakeTheCrown #BeRoyalKC #BlueOctober

I swear I've read at least three different articles about #kssen race and #ksgov race called "What's the matter with Kansas."

NOPE. NOT INTO THAT CLOWN ONE BIT. #AHSFREAKSHOW

KANSAS CITYYYYYYY #TakeTheCrown

Well, the Kansas D is here.. Too bad the offense is MIA. #kufball

SO EMBARRASSING to see empty seats along the sideline, right in front. It's homecoming, for Christ's sake. #kufball

Let's all agree to pause Tuesday and take a world-wide power nap. Please?

RT @Tepper: Saturday will be the first time ever that a Kansas team with a winning record plays a Texas team with a losing record.

.@BarackObama tweets about ending sexual assault. I wonder how @FoxNews will find a way to delicate flower about it.

I think #KuFball got kicked off of FSN... At least in Houston... Replaced by the Louisville game.

Leggo Jayhawks! #kufball

Thai food Friday!

Curious to see how the vote goes in #Scotland tomorrow, watching from the good ol' USA. #indyref

Flights from NYC to HTX are $280 RT. Come holler at me, @AlexRFischer!

First email after lunch is a reminder to take my floating holiday. I wasn't aware that I had one. PRAISE JESUS.

On second thought, I don't want Kentucky to win. Florida either. Everyone deserves to lose.

Jesus H. Christ. #kufball

Sigh. #kufootball http://t.co/Tf8qvz6Mfc

For a split second I saw Oakland as Oklahoma and was really worried about you, @AptTherapy

GAGA. #pawsup #Houston

One nation / under Tim Howard / indivisible. #BELvsUSA