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RT @adamzopf: "Whoa, what are you doin'?! What- Oh, hey, that's not bad... Uh huh... Keep going. Wait a second... You're drinking it?!" - F…
I'm very happy I got to see @Letterman this year. Honored to freeze in the Ed Sullivan Theater.
Houstonians rail against ways the Bayou City is misunderstood (Thanks, Conan!) http://t.co/Ej10N0BZzn
Bats are the chicken of the cave.
RT @johnwessling: UNDEFEATED HOUSTON F'N ASTROS #gladtobehome #jetergiftbasket
RT @hiattb: You can't save a publication by gutting it.
Duncan, the baby elephant at the @houstonzoo weighs 400 pounds, so relax, you can have that extra brownie tonight.
It's National PB&J Day! You should check out the @MonsterPBJ truck! I visited them last year for @newsfixhouston http://t.co/PKNadmIC3g
Houston @Astros sell marriage proposal packages that put you on the big screen http://t.co/cCuI8QdchA
RT @astros: Oh look we have Hoes shirseys on sale at the Majestic Home Plate Team Store at #MMP. #LJHoesandRakes http://t.co/WA6gK2hyWz
Can't wait to get home and listen to the @astros on my Zenith cabinet radio while I drink a cherry phosphate like I am 124 years old.
The best April Fool's gag ever was when I wrote about Notsuoh being sold to Scout Bar in 2009. People were sad and angry!
RT @sonicdrivein: Coming this summer. http://t.co/rQwUFVOLX8
Some of us spend too much time trying to impress the wrong people.
RT @AstrosTalk: #Yankees batting practice at Minute Maid Park. http://t.co/1EdJfit1xg
RT @Eagles: Hey neighbor, feel free to hit home runs into our backyard any time. Good luck this year, @Phillies! #OpeningDay http://t.co/nO…
Driver's Rights! Let's start a Car Critical Mass in Houston! @ifcportlandia
RT @AP: Experts say a bigger earthquake along lesser-known fault in Southern California could be catastrophic: http://t.co/3z7q8imv9R
RT @MillsMcCoin: #legs #buffbach craighlavaty talks about the circus. http://t.co/MTYfWcGe34
In Soviet Russia, wrecking ball comes in like you.
Just posted a photo http://t.co/zBGTq8nd4k
Just posted a photo http://t.co/NCXxv7KbZL
Just posted a video http://t.co/dNkH5xRXMP