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RT @adamzopf: "Whoa, what are you doin'?! What- Oh, hey, that's not bad... Uh huh... Keep going. Wait a second... You're drinking it?!" - F…

I'm very happy I got to see @Letterman this year. Honored to freeze in the Ed Sullivan Theater.

Houstonians rail against ways the Bayou City is misunderstood (Thanks, Conan!) http://t.co/Ej10N0BZzn

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Bats are the chicken of the cave.

RT @johnwessling: UNDEFEATED HOUSTON F'N ASTROS #gladtobehome #jetergiftbasket

RT @hiattb: You can't save a publication by gutting it.

Duncan, the baby elephant at the @houstonzoo weighs 400 pounds, so relax, you can have that extra brownie tonight.

It's National PB&J Day! You should check out the @MonsterPBJ truck! I visited them last year for @newsfixhouston http://t.co/PKNadmIC3g

Houston @Astros sell marriage proposal packages that put you on the big screen http://t.co/cCuI8QdchA

RT @astros: Oh look we have Hoes shirseys on sale at the Majestic Home Plate Team Store at #MMP. #LJHoesandRakes http://t.co/WA6gK2hyWz

Can't wait to get home and listen to the @astros on my Zenith cabinet radio while I drink a cherry phosphate like I am 124 years old.

The best April Fool's gag ever was when I wrote about Notsuoh being sold to Scout Bar in 2009. People were sad and angry!

RT @sonicdrivein: Coming this summer. http://t.co/rQwUFVOLX8

Some of us spend too much time trying to impress the wrong people.