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Came home and Abby was locked in the bathroom in the linen closet. Sigh.

I cannot stop sneezing.

I cannot stop sneezing!

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@theshelbyhodge There is a reason it's called the No Fun League.

Stevie Wonder AND Snoop Dogg on May 6 at @jazzfest. Doubt I can make it, but it would be amazing.

Got home and Abby was in my room. Somehow, she opened a latched and locked door. #MagicDog

I have a coffee cup problem. The problem is I have way too many.

Get groceries delivered in 1 hour from @Instacart! $10 off your first order + free delivery https://t.co/3AKa25AaGy

Just awoken by an alert for a tornado warning. What a great start to the day. #sarcasm

I wish it were already time for Sherlock.

Here's why you may pay $500 more in taxes this season https://t.co/tYYuY6YlLA via @business. BS raise by SS. I didn't get a 7.3% raise.

Can Houston please get an internet option other than AT&T and @comcast? I'd rather have my teeth pulled out than deal with @comcastcares.

Note to self: Do not let e-mails accumulate in Gmail account. Still cleaning it out after 3+ hours. Sigh.

Abby is exhausted after being an asshole all night. She barked and cried every hour from about 1 to 5 am. https://t.co/YHZASURyqo

2016 can go ahead and thousand dollars off. May the force be with you, @carrieffisher . https://t.co/XA8Jus3n6q

2016 has been a beating. Wishing @carrieffisher all the best.

I just noticed new silver hairs coming in. Sigh.

RT @LeclercBonPlan: Star Wars s'invite dans les rayons des magasins https://t.co/sZQSQjenoD #StarWarsxLeclerc https://t.co/fhF6TXYkw2

@united I did not get bumped. I am just tired of the lack of service and amenities that United offers.

If you thought @hmusa stores were miserable and disorganized, their customer service line is even worse.

Just booked tickets to La Conciergerie, Sainte-Chapelle, and L'Arc de Triomphe. Good to get this done.

Between the @IRStaxpros and the @USPS, I sincerely doubt I will ever get my tax refund. Both are completely inefficient and incompetent.

Check out my Alexander McQueen items for sale on eBay. One items ends today! #AlexanderMcQueen https://t.co/2iM9yyP2pJ

On this Veterans Day, a simple thank you to those who have served, are serving, or will serve our country. Thank you.