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Hey @IKEAUSA and @IKEAUSAHelp, 75 minutes on hold to try and get something rectified is NOT acceptable. I have rep… https://t.co/k2aQee9Hiz

@TexasTribune Uresti should be ineligible to hold office. I understand the appeals process, but the conviction sho… https://t.co/gKZaJSZves

My precious dogs are being real assholes this morning.

Today is a busy day. Woke up and went to pick up my formerly lost umbrella from TSA at the airport. Then breakfas… https://t.co/gDZqAzkHYS

And Amsterdam with the best taxi fleet. In a Tesla SUV whose back doors open like a Delorian.

And I almost left my iPad at security at Schipol. I'm on a roll. Sigh.

The biography of Alexander McQueen by Andrew Wilson is a very, very good read. I highly recommend it.

@SaksService Empty platitudes are meaningless.

And finally got my @saks account deleted. No transactions on any of my cards, but concerning that there were other… https://t.co/tZNV0bKan4

Just started watching Waco. Based on the cast, should be good, so cautiously optimistic.

Provided I can breathe in the morning (so far so good this evening), training for the 2019 Houston Half Marathon wi… https://t.co/zewIxDEoG6

Flights all booked for summer vacation. Flying into Rome and home from Paris. Going to be amazing.

Eagles vs. Pats. I guess I am hoping sinkhole to swallow U.S. Bank Stadium as I cannot in good conscience root for either team.

@longhornderek @Apple Stop buying Apple. I did.

To all merchants shipping to Houston, TX. Please STOP using @UPS. The @UPS dispatch in Houston is criminally inco… https://t.co/Y0pQ0onYdw

@SethMacFarlane Agreed 100%.

RT @_Admiral_Ackbar: "I think, therefore it's a trap." –René Descartes

I want a Lannister on the Bannister https://t.co/a2gQPRQP0W via @YouTube

RT @danielwcarlson: Thoughts on THE LAST JEDI: - way more nudity than expected - smart idea to do it all as a rap - Charlie Sheen totally…

I guess I brought the cold wet weather back from France with me. Oops.

I've decided to be good for the rest of my trip and forego trips to Goyard and Colette. Sigh.

I don't recommend getting sick on vacation.

RT @MlleSheTravels: Bletchley Park, about an hour outside London near Milton Keynes, was the centralized site for… https://t.co/iAPM1IEWD7

Shame on both @VirginAtlantic and @Delta. Flight to LHR on LITERALLY the oldest plane I've been on in years. In o… https://t.co/qu1lIF1Y32

Abby is Houdini reincarnated. #wizarddog