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Utinga

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  1. As palavras são novasAs palavras são novas: nascem quandoNo ar as projectamos em cristaisDe macias ou duras ressonânciasSomos iguais aos deuses, inventandoNa solidão do mundo estes sinaisComo pontes que arcam as distâncias.

  2. I try, I really do try to enjoy TV. What am I to do, when a show such as CSI still hasn't learned where light switches are located yet ALWAYS solve the crime! I so understand why my books are screaming my name. "Hey Idiot, over here!!!"

  3. The visit home to Port Arthur for the reunion did not achieve what Joplin had hoped, and once again she left town feeling rejected and unloved.

  4. A man knocked at his Bedouin friend’s door to ask him a favor:“I want you to lend me four thousand dinars because I have a debt to pay. Can you do that for me?”The friend asked his wife to gather together everything they had of value, but even so it was not enough. They had to go out and borrow money from the neighbors until they managed to get the full amount.When the man left, the woman noticed that her husband was crying.“Why are you sad? Now that we’ve got ourselves in debt with our n...

  5. If anyone needs to "ask" if we are friends, then I suspect we must not be.

  6. "Erasure's current tour, "Tomorrow's World Tour," promoting their new album, is an absolute delight! Whether you've seen them 20 times or never before, Erasure has hit the perfect note with their latest performance. They have provided the ultimate blend of songs, seamlessly combining tracks from the new album with some of their more well known hits from the last 25 years. This is not simply a promotion of their latest album, but rather a celebration of their amazing catalog of songs. And of c...

  7. There's a place in the sunFor anyone who has the will to chase oneAnd I think I've found mineOh yes, I do believe I have found mine.

    1. TheNiche

      TheNiche

      Are we talking about cats?

  8. Nobody is perfect, until you fall in love with them. :)

    1. LTAWACS

      LTAWACS

      Strange. Then I guess everyone is in love with me. :)

  9. Those who criticize the current generation forget who raised it!

    1. TheNiche

      TheNiche

      False. It is in fact possible to criticize the "current generation", whomever they are, and also remember whomever were previously their legal guardians.

  10. I believe that once you put vodka in a martini, it is no longer a martini.

    1. editor

      editor

      James Bond would disagree!

    2. Utinga

      Utinga

      Touché on the name being bastardized. lol

      A variation called the James Bond Martini:

      ‘A dry Martini,’ he said. ‘One. In a deep champagne goblet.’ 

      ‘Oui, Monsieur.’ 

      ‘Just a moment. Three measures of Gordon’s, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it’s ice-cold, then add a large slice of lemon-peel. Got it?’

       I  just refer to these and the other 1, 374 variations of this this sort of drink, a shot. It would be like  Cerebral Hemorr...

    3. Utinga

      Utinga

      Touché on the name being bastardized. ‘A dry Martini,’ he said.....‘Just a moment. Three measures of Gordon’s, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it’s ice-cold, then add a large slice of lemon-peel. Got it?’......I  just refer to these and the other 1, 374 variations of these, a shot. It would be like  Cerebral Hemorrhage or An Acid Cookie put into a Martini glass. The Martini is gin and vermouth, and garnished with an olive or a lemon twist. nothing more. P...

  11. Você não tem 891 amigos? São apenas 4 .

  12. I’ve learned that maturity had more to do with what types of experiences you’ve had and what you’ve learned from them and less to do with how many birthdays you’ve celebrated.

  13. "If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. - Sirius Black

    1. TheNiche

      TheNiche

      Seems like the way he treats his superiors would be another useful datapoint. But at that point, we're just examining him holistically. The quote loses its rhetorical properties.

  14. I’ve learned that it’s not what you have in your life but who you have in your life that counts.

    1. TheNiche

      TheNiche

      I've learned (from observation, not practice) that it's more important to be able to manipulate people. That's how you can entice special people to share your misery against their better judgement.

    2. LTAWACS
  15. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?A smile from a veil?Do you think you can?

  16. Se você é ***, é pecado. Se você é bissexual, é confuso. Se você é muito magro, usa drogas. Se você é gordo, come demais. Se você anda bem vestido, é riquinho. Se você diz o que pensa, é grosso. Se você não diz o que pensa, é falso. Se você chora, é um dramático. Se ela tem muitos amigos homens, é biscate. Se ele tem muitas amigas mulheres, é viado. "Será que um dia vamos viver num mundo sem rótulos?" Cole isso como status se você tem orgulho de ser quem é.

  17. You don't need to explain your dreams. They belong to you.

  18. I’ve learned that it’s taking me a long time to become the person that I want to be......I’ve learned that just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to doesn’t mean that they don’t love you with all they have.....I’ve learned that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them.....I’ve learned that you can keep going long after you can’t......

  19. Você aprendeu na escola sobre respeitar os índios?Sim?!Virou índio?Não?!... Então por que diabos acha que ensinar seu filho a respeitar os homossexuais o fará se tornar um?

    1. LTAWACS

      LTAWACS

      Rick Perry? He's a loon.

    2. Utinga

      Utinga

      That he is. But I The above is about Brazil.

  20. Less is more................... Mies

    Small is simple is small....... Me

  21. If mankind minus one were of one opinion, then mankind is no more justified in silencing the one than the one - if he had the power - would be justified in silencing mankind.

  22. Forgiving the unrepentant is like writing books on water!

  23. "The great collaboration was destined to become the great competition."

  24. "Someday, someone will come into your life making you realize why it didnt work out with anyone else." Thank you A.S.

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